(To the tune of: Santa Clause Is Coming To Town)

You better watch out

Because I might cry

When my beard comes in

I'll look like a guy

Menopause is coming to town

Important things missed

But I don't much care

For forty-ish years

I had eyebrow hair

Menopause is coming to town

You feel hot when you're sleeping

Your hot when you're awake

You pee each time you cough or sneeze

All us girls can't catch a break

The cobalt blue box

Midol in my stash

Will be set aflame 

Or dumped in the trash

Menopause is coming to town

They say that you'll have mood swings

Your boobs and head will ache 

Some symptoms better left unsaid

It's more than some folks can take

You better watch out

You better not cry

Thank the Lord above

You were born a guy

Menopause is coming to town

Men-Oh-Pause, is coming.....to town!

(Wendy Miller / 11/10/2018)

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