O.k.....I'm not there yet.....but......

Twice now, a wild hair....a soft hair, not a whisker, magically appeared under my chin.  Not there one day, there the next.  Like 2 inches long?  You don't just miss that when washing your face or applying make-up. 

So....I wrapped that sick bastard around my finger and yanked it out.

My eyebrows have faded away but I'm sprouting a ponytail under my chin.  Really?

  God, I know Eve did you wrong but don't you think 38 years of cramps is punishment enough for a piece of fruit I didn't even eat? 

I can't wait for hot flashes.  That ought to be fun.  Sweaty, hairy and wrinkly.  Pretty.